International ASMR sensation Abel receives a strange request from a deranged fan being terrorized by a stuffed lamb inhabited by the spirit of Jesus H. Christ: let her use his page to rail against the sinners of the world in exchange for $100,000. His cameraman, Jalen, must suppress his burning unrequited love for Abel as they plot to get the money, preserve their brand, and stay true to their values. This bizarre new piece takes audiences deep into the world of God and surveillance capitalism to arrive at the central truth of the universe: if you want to go big, it’s best to start small.